My name is Gilbert. I'm flippin' fabulous. Uh let's see, I'm really old, the COUNTRY!!!! of Prussia, and I'm totally not dead. The date my asshole brother and some other assholes decided to take me off the map does not exist.
I also like cute things, beer, and girls. And kicking ass. And not Austria. But Hungary's boobs are okay. I'm awesome. My bird's name is Poppy. He's a dude. PS I'M A KING